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Wear your fails with pride! Official Fumble Academy merchandise for tiny disasters and their enablers.
Best-Selling Disaster Gear
Fumble-approved apparel and accessories for the professional fail artist
The Bruise Badge
T-Shirt
"I Went to Fumble Academy and All I Got Was This Bruise"
Certified Clumsy
T-Shirt
"Certified Clumsy Legend" with official Fumble Academy seal
Gravity's Victim
T-Shirt
"Gravity: 1, Me: 0" with cartoon toddler faceplant
Fumble Apparel
Dress for the fall you want, not the fall you have
Wobble Hoodie
"Professional Disaster" hoodie with elbow patches
Helmet Hat
Stylish baseball cap with fake helmet design
Tumble Onesie
Baby onesie with built-in padded knees
Slippery Socks
Extra slick socks for advanced falling practice
Disaster Accessories
Essential gear for the aspiring catastrophe artist
Spill-Ready Mug
Mug designed to spill in the most dramatic way possible
Disaster Backpack
Backpack with built-in wobble mechanics
Mess Maker Stickers
Pack of 10 disaster-celebrating stickers
Fail Journal
Document your child's best disasters with this premium journal
Fumble Gift Sets
The perfect present for the disaster-prone person in your life
Beginner Disaster Kit
Everything a new Fumble student needs: T-shirt, slippery socks, and spill-ready mug.
- ✓"Certified Clumsy" T-shirt
- ✓Slippery Socks
- ✓Spill-Ready Mug
- ✓Mess Maker Stickers
Elite Disaster Kit
The ultimate Fumble experience: Hoodie, disaster backpack, and exclusive diploma.
- ✓Wobble Hoodie
- ✓Disaster Backpack
- ✓Fail Journal
- ✓Official Fumble Academy Diploma
Start Your Disaster Collection!
Every purchase supports our mission to teach toddlers how to fail spectacularly!
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