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Wear your fails with pride! Official Fumble Academy merchandise for tiny disasters and their enablers.

Best-Selling Disaster Gear

Fumble-approved apparel and accessories for the professional fail artist

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The Bruise Badge

T-Shirt

"I Went to Fumble Academy and All I Got Was This Bruise"

$24.99
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Certified Clumsy

T-Shirt

"Certified Clumsy Legend" with official Fumble Academy seal

$24.99
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Gravity's Victim

T-Shirt

"Gravity: 1, Me: 0" with cartoon toddler faceplant

$24.99

Fumble Apparel

Dress for the fall you want, not the fall you have

Hoodie

Wobble Hoodie

"Professional Disaster" hoodie with elbow patches

$39.99
Hat

Helmet Hat

Stylish baseball cap with fake helmet design

$22.99
Onesie

Tumble Onesie

Baby onesie with built-in padded knees

$29.99
Socks

Slippery Socks

Extra slick socks for advanced falling practice

$12.99

Disaster Accessories

Essential gear for the aspiring catastrophe artist

Mug

Spill-Ready Mug

Mug designed to spill in the most dramatic way possible

$18.99
Backpack

Disaster Backpack

Backpack with built-in wobble mechanics

$34.99
Sticker

Mess Maker Stickers

Pack of 10 disaster-celebrating stickers

$8.99
Book

Fail Journal

Document your child's best disasters with this premium journal

$15.99

Fumble Gift Sets

The perfect present for the disaster-prone person in your life

Starter Kit
BEST VALUE

Beginner Disaster Kit

Everything a new Fumble student needs: T-shirt, slippery socks, and spill-ready mug.

  • "Certified Clumsy" T-shirt
  • Slippery Socks
  • Spill-Ready Mug
  • Mess Maker Stickers
$49.99$66.96
Advanced Kit
PREMIUM

Elite Disaster Kit

The ultimate Fumble experience: Hoodie, disaster backpack, and exclusive diploma.

  • Wobble Hoodie
  • Disaster Backpack
  • Fail Journal
  • Official Fumble Academy Diploma
$79.99$90.97

Start Your Disaster Collection!

Every purchase supports our mission to teach toddlers how to fail spectacularly!

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