FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Only if gravity insists! We don't force children to fall—Newton's laws handle that naturally. What we do is create an environment where falling isn't failure, it's field research.

Our patented "Controlled Chaos Curriculum™" ensures that every tumble is a teaching moment, every spill is a skill-builder, and every face-plant is a step toward their PhD in Physics (Toddler Division).

This is our most common concern! Rest assured, we maintain strict failure-to-success ratios. No child has ever become "too professional" at tumbling, though we did have one graduate who went on to win Olympic gold in gymnastics (she credits our "Advanced Face-Plant Techniques" module).

Remember: Today's spectacular belly-flop is tomorrow's perfect swan dive. We're just starting early!

Yes! We require all clothing to be stain-friendly, tumble-tested, and parent-approved for destruction. Our official uniform includes:

• Pre-stained shirts (we provide the stains)
• Reinforced knees (for professional crawling)
• Velcro shoes (because laces are for overachievers)
• Optional helmet with "Student Driver" sticker

Designer labels are discouraged unless you enjoy watching $200 outfits become abstract art projects.

We specialize in early childhood education for children between 18 months and 5 years. Our programs are tailored to different developmental stages within this range, with age-appropriate activities and challenges designed to foster growth and learning.

Safety is our top priority. All our exploration activities take place in carefully designed environments with appropriate supervision. We create spaces where children can take age-appropriate risks while minimizing any chance of serious harm. Our staff is trained in first aid and emergency procedures, and all activities are assessed for safety concerns before implementation.